The Jingoistic States of Carol Heiss is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 956 million Carol Heissians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The Carol Heissian economy, worth 42.2 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,193 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Carol Heissians, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carol Heiss's national animal is the Rattlesnake.

Carol Heiss is ranked 143,827^th in the world and 5,968^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 99.96 on the Clooney Contribution Index.